January 2010
4 posts
my favourite hp/dm fanfiction with gay rating :) →
“Uh… Dad, I need to talk to you.” Draco sits down in Lucius’ office, and looks pointedly at his father. Lucius, in response, arches a brow, tucks away several papers, and removes his reading glasses. He folds his arms on the desk, and tilts his head.
“Yes?”
“Ummm… Crabbe and Goyle are… bigger than me. I dunno what to do. I always feel so small around them. I suppose, though, that it helps to...
“You think you’re such a big man, Potter,” said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and...”
– Chapter 38, The Second War Begins Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via fuckyeahharryxdraco)
Harry Potter sexual innuendos.
harryfuckingpotter:
“What d’you mean, I’m not brave in bed?” said Harry, completely nonplussed. “…I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago —” “He was asking for it,” snarled Dudley. “I heard you last night,” said Dudley breathlessly. “Talking in your sleep. Moaning.”
“Ah well…wand still in your jeans?” “JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WAND OUT FOR...