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We had a guy who sent a lot of pictures of me from when I was between the ages of 13 and 15, and he circled my crotch in all the photos with an arrow to it and the words, ‘Do you have an erection here?’
Daniel Radcliffe on odd fan happenings (x)
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This article is hilarious and inspiring, it’s about people’s shrines to films/people/music ect. This one made me laugh so hard, it’s captioned “A shrine dedicated to two of my best friends and Snape” hahaa. Some are really good though (this is #123)
Favorite Harry Potter Screencaps // One photoset per movie
→ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
- 18th December 2011 at 11:03pm
- ♥30
- ©youtube.com
- #the hunger games #lol #video #hermione granger #harry potter #ron weasley #albus dumbledore #severus snape #hagrid #ginny weasley #alastor moody
Harry Potter / Hunger Games trailer mashup
Hermione Granger → Katniss Everdeen
Ron Weasley → Gale Hawthorne
Harry Potter → Peeta Mellark
Ginny Weasley → Primrose Everdeen
Albus Dumbledore → Effie Trinket (lol)
Severus Snape → President Snow
Mad-eye Moody → Haymitch Abernathy
Hagrid → Cinna (heheh)
Professor Trelawney during Umbridge’s speech in OotP. Hilarious.
- 13th October 2011 at 12:29am
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- ©ttimeturner
- #gif #lol #harry potter #draco malfor #severus snape
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Harry Potter And The Riddikulus Spinoff Suggestions
Law & the Order of the Phoenix
There is a plethora of material that can be delved into in the post-Voldemort “Harry Potter” universe, and no story seems more ripe for TV than that of Harry Potter and his glory days as an auror. Imagine a “Law & Order” style show starring Harry as the hot-headed auror, Ron as the partner with misgivings but lots of heart, and Hermione as that lab tech nerd who is always analyzing security footage and saying “enhance” as if it were a mantra. Of course, in this case, it would probably be the floo network or a crystal ball. TNT, please pick this up.
Don’t S.P.E.W. On Me, These House Elves Don’t Run
One aspect of the “Potter” story that got swept under the cinematic rug was Hermione’s Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, aka S.P.E.W. I always wanted to see this story play out, and I’m sure many other “Potter” fans would as well. How epic would it be if Hermione single-handedly led a house elf revolution? Imagine the carnage: thousands of house elves exacting revenge on their former masters, apparating all over the place, and all of it would culminate with Draco getting tickle tortured while Kreacher, doing his best Bill Pullman, shouts to masses of onlooking elves: “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”
How Hagrid Got His Groove Back
I was a little upset that Snape won our Harry Potter World Cup, since I was team Hagrid all the way. Finally, Hagrid gets his chance to shine in this awesome coming of age story about him falling for the massive half ogre Madame Maxime, training his brother Grawp to speak English, and finally being readmitted to Hogwarts so he could finish his studies and become a real wizard. I imagine the closing scene would be Hagrid with diploma in hand, Madame Maxime wiping tears out of her eyes, and Grawp getting drunk at the after party and making a fool out of himself with a terrible speech.
Xenophilius and the Hunt for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack
Nobody believed him. But they were wrong. One man would show the world that he was right all along, and the consequences will be unimaginable. Xenophilius Lovegood. Will. Have. JUSTICE.
Hogwarts: Year One
I’ve saved the best for last. This would far and away be the most awesome HBO miniseries ever. Imagine the intrigue as Godric Gryffindor (played by Russell Crowe), Helga Hufflepuff (played by Diane Keaton), Rowena Ravenclaw (played by Mary McDonell) and Salazar Slytherin (played by none other than Daniel Day Lewis with his crazy moustache) face off in a “Game of Thrones” style battle for the title of headmaster, and the recruiting of Hogwarts’ first class of pupils who must band together to help stop Salazar’s ruthless anti-muggle tendencies. EPIC.
wait. what.
This is just the best thing I’ve seen
hey look it’s Luna.. sort of
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PERSONALITY SWAP → Voldemort as a Perv.
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- 4th January 2011 at 6:32pm
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- ©nerdymusemindcrushboy
- #harry potter #wand #lol #books #brb doing this to every book
A taster of Russell Howard’s Genius
Re-read the Harry Potter books replacing the ‘d’ of ‘wand’ with a ‘g’. Here are some examples:
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He raised his own wand, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, ‘Whoops- my wand is a little overexcited.”
“Harry took the wand. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wand above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls”
—“Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wand very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he? Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand”
Ron let out a low dispairing groan. Are you ok? said Harry urgently. “My wand,” said Ron in a shaky voice “look at my wand”. It had snapped almost in two. The tip was dangling limply. Held on by a few spinters”
“‘There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,’ he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. ‘It hurt.’”
And my personal favourite: “Harry rubbed his wand feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end… which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur”
Just a little bit of innuendo to please you all.
Laterz!
Zach
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im just sitting here laughing my ass off over the fact that voldemort kept a diary during hogwarts. i realize this like every 3 months and just die.
Look away… I’m hideous.
